overheard at work

traceexcalibur:

parent: now now, we don’t throw things to the ground

young child: YEAH WE DO

tautomers:

darecrow:

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

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yeahiwasintheshit:
“ cant argue with that
”

yeahiwasintheshit:

cant argue with that

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visualizingmath:

Mathematical Object Minimalist Posters by Visualizingmath(Yes, I actually attempted to make something!)

Thank you to Curiosamathematica for creating the Klein Bottle image!

Original image sources: E8 (unknown), Fibonacci spiral, Möbius strip, Sierpinski triangle, Pythagoras tree

(via proofmathisbeautiful)

xeppeli:
“ redheartgrenade:
“ xeppeli:
“ redheartgrenade:
“ omgtsn:
“ apple breaks up fight between two magnets
”
its just played backwards
”
your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist
”
it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me...

xeppeli:

redheartgrenade:

xeppeli:

redheartgrenade:

omgtsn:

apple breaks up fight between two magnets

its just played backwards

your truly ignorant. this apple is a hero; a pacifist

it’s fucking played backwards. dont call me ignorant. its an apple

Have you ever seen an apple in your life?

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thewelovemachinesposts:
“Huge arc furnace, IN
Source: https://imgur.com/gyFdg
”

pyronoid-d:

please watch this video of Tay Zonday streaming Team Fortress 2 for the first time. just watch the first 45 seconds then skip to literally anywhere else beyond that point in the video

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when ur friends dont find ur self depreciating jokes funny anymore but u cant stop

yeoja:

image

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